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White House Weighs More Time In School

by D. E. Carson (writer), , September 27, 2009

Watch out ... your summer vacation may be over.

So the smart-ass in the White House thinks he wants to extend the school day.  Better rethink that idea your majesty, or you're liable to find yourself on the receiving end of a lot of rotten apples.

According to the Associated Press, Education Secretary Arne Duncan and HRH Obama think that making kids go to school longer will help them do better on stupid standardized test scores.


The problem with the American school system is it's run by the government and anything run by the government is a guaranteed failure from the jump.

Government schools in America are indoctrination facilities where children sing songs praising HRH Obama.  If my child were forced to sing songs extoling the virtues of HRH Obama (of which there are absolutely none) I would yank her out of that school so fast no one would miss her for a week.

But now HRH Obama wants to add more time for more indoctrination.  He and his dipshit Education Secretary, a cabinet position that needs to be eliminated think that the answer to America's lagging behind the rest of the world is more classroom time.  This is just another in a long list of stupid ideas to come out of the Obama White House and further prove that Obama couldn't lead a retreat.

HRH Obama's idiot marionette Duncan has apparently researched this option and have come up with an iron-clad, airtight rationale for why American students should have more classroom time: "Young people in other countries are going to school 25, 30 percent longer than our students here.  I just want to level the playing field."

Oh God, here we go again with the stupid liberal mantra: "level the playing field."

DUncan's rationale is America needs its kids in school longer because everyone else is in school longer.  Perhaps Mr. Duncan never heard the old parental response to, "Everyone else is doing it" which is, "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?"

Something Mr. Duncan needs to think about is that the reason children in Japan, singapore and other Asian countries are outscoring American students is because Asian school teachers don't spend 75% of their academic day TEACHING TO THE TEST.

Somewhere along the way, some idiot got it in his head that American students need to be subjected to standardized tests to see how they are measuring up against their counterparts in other parts of the world.  As a parents of an elementary age school child, this writer's response is, "who gives a damn?"

Parents want their kids to learn things in school, not spend their time being taught how to take a stupid standardized test that only serves to justify some dipshit test developer and his equally idiotic bureaucratic partner's jobs.

Additionally, liberals like government schools the way they are because students are a captive audience to the indoctrination programs under way at government schools.  Plus, for every day that a student is in school, the federal government gives that school's district huge amounts of money -- another reason liberals want to keep kids in school longer.

Remember, liberals only want one thing: a huge government that gives the people everything they want when they want it so the people can be lazy, worthless morons who lie around the house all day watching Doprah Whinefree on their TiVo.  Longer school days give parents more time to watch Doprah and wait for their government welfare check to come in and give children more exposure to the ne'er-do-well lifestyle of the moron liberal.

This, of course, is denied by liberals because they know that some people in this country are on to their big socialist government agenda.  They figure that by denying everything written in this article, they can hide the fact that they are looking to destroy America's free enterprise system and turn this nation into a socialist country where no one has to work, everyone gets a check from the government and it takes six hours just to buy a loaf of bread at the local supermarket.  This is the kind of America liberals want.  They want everyone poor and destitute so they can continue to hoard all of the money to themselves.

Liberals are not looking out for anyone but themselves and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you fertilizer...

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By Carol Young on September 27, 2009 at 07:24 pm

Somewhere along the way, some idiot got it in his head that American students need to be subjected to standardized tests to see how they are measuring up against their counterparts in other parts of the world.

That idiot would be Republican Conservative George W. Bush and the Republican Conservative senators and representatives with their idiotic Republican Conservative No Child Left Behind Act of 2001.

As for the rest of this rant, whew, what a load of filthy lies and precarious bigotry.

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By Carol Young on September 27, 2009 at 07:32 pm

Here’s ole George W. Bush with the kids saying, “You kids’ll look great in army uniforms.”  That’s the Republican Conservative for you.  No siree will any child be left behind by Republicans Conservatives.  Republicans Conservatives just didn’t specifically say left behind what.  Or that the military is these kids only alternative rather than Republicans Conservatives college.

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By D. E. Carson on September 29, 2009 at 12:36 am

YIPPIEE!!!!  The liberals hate this article!  I'm so excited I just wet myself!!!  They blasted it for being full of lies and other typical non-denial denials!   Just remember class, when liberals start pointing the finger at George W. Bush and saying he's the one who is at fault with No Child Left Behind, they're deflecting like they always do.  They will never admit that the real truth is that the whole problem actually began in 1977 when Jimmy Carter established the Department of Education in fulfillment of a campaign promise to the National Education Association to make sure they endorsed him for president over Gerald Ford.  Remember that it's the NEA that's responsible for why your children are being indoctrinated by singing praise songs to Barack Hussein Obama.  It's the NEA that's responsible for making sure that you NEVER get school vouchers so you can send your kids to a REAL school where they teach real subjects like math and science.  It's the NEA that makes sure that incompetent teachers stay in the classroom teaching your children how the government is the answer to ALL of our problems and that you don't have to work for a living because the government will always be there to take care of you.

I love it when liberals start calling me bigoted.  They can't come up with a reasonable explanation for why they've been caught with their hand in the cookie jar and so they start railing on me and saying I'm "precariously bigoted" (as if using a big word like that is supposed to lend credibility to what they're saying -- actually it shows a lack of knowledge of what the word actually means).  They try to deflect the light of truth from their own nefarious agenda so the rest of America won't see the lies and deceit they themselves propogate all for the furtherance of an agenda with the goal of destroying America and anyone who stands in opposition in the process.

Thank you all for your lovely reception of my article.  It warms the very depths of my heart to know you hate being exposed for the liars you are enough to further lie about me in the hopes that you might possibly get me to declare my frustration with this site and leave giving you full and unopposed access to yet another undeserved venue for your own lies and bigotry.

The only response to this article that holds any merit happens to be the one posted by Julian, a liberal whom I actually happen to respect and admire not just because he remains true to himself and what he believes, but because he respects me for remaining true to myself and doesn't stoop to name-calling like the rest of you liberals do when he doesn't agree with me.  He posts arguably the most thoroughly valid responses to my posts offering a legitimate counter-point to my discussions.  The rest of you post whiny little comments calling me or my material bigoted because you haven't the mental capacity to generate intelligent and coherent replies.

You follow the liberal playbook hoping that you can shout me down and silence my voice with a cacaphony of your own lies and name-calling.  You marched and chanted and protested when George W. Bush was president and called it "patriotic" and "being responsible Americans" yet when people march and chant and protest against HRH Obama it's called bigotry, racism, xenophobia and antipatriotism.  You cannot stand the shoe being on the other foot.  You're sore losers as exemplified by your behavior during the eight years of Bush, but you're even more sore winners as exemplified by your behavior toward those who oppose your Messiah.  You revere Obama as if he were a god.  You bow at his feet hoping just for a slight glance in your direction from the eyes of his majesty.  You are all fools!  You cannot see that the emperor has on no clothes.  You refuse to see that your messiah -- your savior -- is incompetent and clueless as to the ways of our enemies.  You refuse to admit that your leader holds no one -- not even you who placed him in power -- in any regard when he dances around smiling as if he has not a care in the world and stabs in the back the very people who have fought and died to make and keep this nation a free republic -- a shining city on a hill.

I pity all of you that you are blind to your own ignorance and your own selfishness.

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By D. E. Carson on October 02, 2009 at 12:08 am

Julian:  no problem.

Carol: Any thoughts?  I was hoping you would care to elaborate on your charges of "a load of filthy lies and precarious bigotry" -- especially after my response to you.

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