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Called To A Higher Calling?

by baynurse (writer), Novato, California, July 05, 2009

Isn't that a kosher hot dog commercial? Oy vey.

Oh dear, here comes Sarah.   Gramma Sarah Palin is all growd up now, she wont talk on CNN, but hear all about on Facebook and Twitter. Hmm if Facebook is for Faces, then Twitter must be for twits.  I am twitterpaited to hear that Mrs. Palin, has a higher calling, she could not handle Alaska's problems, her personal problems, or her family problems, she spoke like a baffoon in her vice presidential run, which she thankfully lost to an amazingly brilliant man.  Yea, like I see Sarah P. making choices about Iran, Gaza, China, coups, Pirates, health care, the economy....   Miss Palin, who cleans your house, watches your kids, balances your checkbook, does the grocery shoppin, teaches your children geography, readin n writin, music appreciation, killin animals for fun and sport, bein all cute fer boys in a contest about unrealistic beliefs about beauty, huh, Sarah who teaches yer chillin to tawk like a well edjukated scholarly type a person like yerself. Good Lawd!  Sarah Palin has gone She-brew National, the higher callin.  Lord, save us from those that use your name as an excuse to be bigotted, prejudice, ignorant, and irresponsible, uninformed, self centered, arrogant, and just plain dumb.

Thank God, for the comedians, for they shall enlighten the earth.

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By Carmen on July 05, 2009 at 05:11 pm

When I read the title, I was really hoping that Sarah Palin's calling to a higher calling meant she was now dead.

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By Just Average Joe on July 06, 2009 at 04:57 pm

Someone's taking Sarah Palin seriously?  Sarah Palin RIP

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