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They Can Run, But They Can't Hide

by AmyO (writer), Marin County, March 25, 2009

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DILF Hunters are On the Prowl

By AmyO & Jen and Tonic

We thought long and hard about the hottest dads in Hollywood, and decided that these are the Top 10 DILFs of today. The only requirements for this list are to be a dad and someone we’d like to... well, you get the idea. Several honorable mentions were also considered, but when it came down to it, the chosen men have a little bit of everything that makes them the ULTIMATE DILFs.

10.) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - We can smell what the Rock is cooking, and we’d let him bench press us anytime.

9.) Jon Stewart - His wit and unwavering honesty make this man a Daily pleasure for most women. (And he’s not bad to look at either!)

8.) Tom Selleck - The sexy mustache, the gritty voice… It’s enough to make a woman want to privately investigate the Magnum he is carrying.

7.) Ed Burns - As if there weren’t already enough reasons to dislike Christy Turlington, this is just another. Her BDILF (Baby Dad I’d Like to F) is smart, sexy and smoldering.

6.) Denzel Washington - He seems to only get better with age, and makes us want to be his Bone Collector.

5.) Matt Damon - We were Bourne to worship that smile.

4.) Hugh Jackman - Screw what Vegas says, he is the real Thunder from Down Under.

3.) Daniel Craig - This DILF’s hot, very hot…We’d take him shaken or stirred. 

2.) Johnny Depp - Someone whose sexiness has lasted over the decades. We’d gladly meet up with him on 21, 22, or 23 Jump Street.

AND THE NUMBER 1 DILF OF TODAY…

1.) Clive Owen - His sexy accent and manly exterior is enough for any woman to want to make him an Inside Man.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

1.) David Beckham - He’s made a few missteps (LA Galaxy, anyone? Oh and Victoria…) but anyone who has seen his Armani ad knows he deserves to get a nod.

2.) Brad Pitt - We really did want him to be in the top 10, but there just wasn’t enough room for him, his 27 kids, and Angelina Jolie’s lips.

3.) Liev Schreiber - Anybody who can hold his own in the presence of the Wolverine deserves to be nominated for eternal DILF-dom. (And have you seen those arms?)

4.) Mark Wahlberg - He’s a little more Funky Bunch than the Marky Mark we used to know, but still worth a mention.

5.) Gavin Rossdale - This man is so yumtastic, he makes Gwen Stefani b-a-n-a-n-a-s, and us too.



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15 comments on They Can Run, But They Can't Hide

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By AmyO on March 26, 2009 at 12:09 am
Oh my...we should have made that our main pic! Wow...
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By wolviela on March 26, 2009 at 10:25 am

Let's see.... I'll take a number 10, number 6, AND a number 1..

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By AmyO on March 26, 2009 at 11:29 am

Nope, definitely Clive Owen

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By Ellie M on March 26, 2009 at 12:33 pm

I'll take a #1 & #4, then 7, 8, & 10 (yes I am ordering for one person) and then when I'm ready for seconds I'll order from the honorable mention menu of a #2, 4, & 5!    That should be enough to help me get through the day.  Hehe!

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By AmyO on March 26, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Do what you gotta do Ellie... No one is judging here :)

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By AmyO on March 27, 2009 at 02:26 am
Yes we both agreed brads better days are gone. in retrospect maybe burns should have been higher but he is not one of the more visible DILFs...which i guess is a good thing! stewart is hot...most girls would agree... and as for tom selleck, hes just stood the test of time very well in my humble opinion :-)
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By Ellie M on March 27, 2009 at 10:30 am

Okay Amy & Jen, can I ask how and/or why Matthew McHotNaughty didn't make onto the DILF list?  What about Patrick Dempsey?  Isn't he DILF worthy too?

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By Ellie M on March 27, 2009 at 10:30 am

Okay Amy & Jen, can I ask how and/or why Matthew McHotNaughty didn't make onto the DILF list?  What about Patrick Dempsey?  Isn't he DILF worthy too?

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By AmyO on March 27, 2009 at 11:23 am

We actually discussed both of them. I personally have found McConaughey has gotten too weird  and Patrick Dempsey just kind of bugs me. Dempsey probably should have been an honorable mention though...  

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By AmyO on March 27, 2009 at 04:43 pm

I heard that about Sean Penn and Natalie Portman too... Is it actually true though or just a rumor? I don't get what anyone really sees in him! He's so angry!

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By AmyO on April 06, 2009 at 06:24 pm

I did the facebook quiz "Which Celebrity Should you Marry?" and it said Brad Pitt!! Aye yi yi

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By Kim on April 06, 2009 at 07:32 pm

Denzel!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By AmyO on April 07, 2009 at 11:34 am

He would have been a GREAT Bond!! But I don't have any complaints about Daniel Craig either...

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By Kim on April 07, 2009 at 11:55 am

Okay. I might get a trashing for this but I think Tom Cruise is pretty anoying as well.

I liked him in Born on the 4th of July though. He played Ronnie Kovac.

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By AmyO on April 07, 2009 at 02:50 pm

I feel bad for "Stepford Katie" as DListed.com calls her... And please don't even get me started on Paris Hilton...

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