Whereas most individuals are familiar with the term "barebacking", only a select, special few are familiar with the new word for an old activity, known as "saddlebacking".
What pray tell is it?
Well, "saddlebacking" is the phenomenon of pimple faced Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to protect their virginities. (http://www.sadlebackin...) For example: After attending the Celibacy Ball, at Rick Warren's Saddleback Church, Shirley and Stan saddlebacked like rabbits to protect their virginity.
"Hmm," you may be thinking. "This is just a fancy way of saying sodomy. In what way does this differ from the good old fashioned anal sex me and my cohort practice on drunken Friday nights?"
Saddlebacking is different from good old fashioned anal sex because it adds one new layer to the practice: a false sense of self righteousness! Although both activities involve one partner riding another partner's rump; in this case both partners have been "saddled" with religious hang-ups and unhealthy attitudes about sex and sexuality, as well as a self delusional perception of what sex is.
In which way is this just more of the same old same old?
Well, obfuscation is nothing new to Neo Conservative Christians worlwide, and especially not to the fine, fresh Christian youth of America. For example, did you know that it is a common practice for the students of Brigham Young University to cross the border into Nevada on Friday nights, go to the drive through wedding chapel, rent a room and screw all weekend? Yes, they do. Of course, they get their marriages annuled within 48 hours and they go back to Utah without having violated any biblical commandments. In essence, they have not commited pre-marital sex.
I think they call this "A Mormon Honeymoon." Now you know why it costs less than a regular wedding on the drive-thru menu.
Tonight my partner and I may just do something similar to saddlebacking, but without the hypocricy. Although, I have been known to call out to God now and again during the money shot.
Thanks, Rick Warren. Now go "bless off", fella!