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Suspect Spotted In Santa Monica

by Ivan Homeless (writer), SFV, October 31, 2008


Rockshar on the Loose this Halloween...

Sharlene "Rockshar" Hardin was taken into custoday today in Santa Monica at Lionsgate where she has been posing as an employee for the past 3 1/2 years.  Always one step ahead of the FBI, Rockshar tripped up when she showed up for the company's Halloween Costume Contest wearing an Orange Jumpsuit issued to her while serving time in a Northern California Correctional Facility.
Lionsgate officials when questioned issued no comment.  Although Rockshar's ability to blend in with her surroundings was confirmed by inside sources who reveal that few people even know that Sharlene Hardin even worked for the company.
Ms. Hardin made no serious attempts to even hide her identity in a Machiavellian way of thumbing her nose at authority as one of the FBI's most wanted.  Her karmic chameleon abilities have served her well, even with the brazen positivity she publishes in her articles on BrooWaha as the Yin to El G's Yang. 
Sharlene's ties have also been linked to the racing and tribute band communities where her knick name RockShar originates.  Sharlene's latest is in the Angel Therapy realm where she goes by the nickname SharLight and offering energy healing sessions to her close friends and family.  Her blattenly remorseless disregard goes even further in that she has set her future sights on the comedy community as she published in one of her previous blogs.
However, at this moment, the community can rest easy knowing this International threat is behind bars, but for how long remains to be seen.   All that Ms. Hardin had to say for herself as she was being carted off by the authorities was "Happy Halloween!"

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By Sharlene Hardin on October 31, 2008 at 02:32 pm

Hehehe!  Thanks Ivan!  

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