America went 85 years before it began fighting within itself. Then for four years American mutilated each other through the use of varying types of weapons – modern to that day but rather antiquish by today’s weapon standards. That fighting officially ended 143 years ago. But the fire’s on and the pot is boiling. The day is coming when the lid is going to blow and when it does, there will be a revolution within America that will make everyone’s head spin. Little releases of pressure have been going off for some time but the big one is coming and I promise you it will not be pretty.
Fact: between 12 and 20 million illegal aliens are living in America siphoning off money, clogging hospital emergency rooms, committing all sorts of felonious crimes and getting away with them.
Fact: jobs are being sent overseas because corporations are too cheap to pay Americans what they are truly worth.
Fact: fuel prices are too high for average Americans to afford to be able to buy gas just so they can go to work and next week, Congress is going to make sure prices go even higher.
Fact: Congress is too stupid to realize what is going on and can’t do anything about any of the problems facing Americans.
Fact: liberals are chipping away at gun ownership rights knowing full well that if the people were armed, the people would congregate and take back their country by getting rid of the dead wood.
These five facts all have one thing in common: they are the result of the collective stupidity of the Government of the United States of America.
There are 535 men and women who work on Capitol Hill and if you were to take the collective IQ of all of them and convert it to dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. Leading that pack of stupid, worthless, morons are Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain. And three of these stupid idiots are running for president.
You know, it’s funny to think that the last common sense president of the United States will be George W. Bush. Jon Stewart of Comedy Central’s The Daily Show (which, by the way, people is not a news show – it’s satire!!!I) was on Larry King Live some time ago. King asked Stewart if he thought America was ready for a black man or a woman to be president. Stewart’s response was, “That’s a non-question. No body asked if we were ready for a moron in 2000.”
Well, I’m asking now: do you think America is ready for an idiot to be president? Because regardless of which one gets elected, we’re getting an idiot! Obama is an idiot. Clinton is an idiot. McCain is an idiot. They’re ALL idiots! Want proof? Okay, remember you asked for it.
· Name five things Barack Obama has done while U.S. Senator.
· Explain in detail how Hillary Clinton is uniquely qualified to be president.
· List five truly conservative bills supported or introduced by John McCain in the last eight years.
· Clearly identify Obama’s stance on the seriousness of Iran as a threat to world peace.
· Explain in detail Hillary’s plan to provide universal health care to all Americans.
· Describe McCain’s best effort to provide relief from rising fuel prices.
I dare anybody to find a racial or gender bias in any of those six points.
The answers are as follows:
1) You can’t. Barack Obama has done nothing in his two years as a United States Senator to even remotely qualify him to be president.
2) She isn’t. The closest Hillary has to experience is that she is married to a two-term president. Her next closest experience has to be when she served on the board of directors of Wal-Mart – a really funny turn considering how liberals feel about Wal-Mart. I wonder how much money she made while on that board.
3) There aren’t any. McCain’s work has been to suck up to liberals hoping that enough of them will vote for him to elect him as president.
4) One word: clueless. Obama has absolutely no foreign policy acumen whatsoever. He can’t even make up his mind whether or not Iran is a threat. When the president spoke to the Israeli parliament two weeks ago and alluded to Neville Chamberlain’s appeasement of Hitler and how appeasement is not an effective tool, Barack jumped all over this claiming that Bush was referencing him personally and said, “Iran, Cuba and Syria are tiny compared to the Soviet Union…” (how the USSR came into the conversation, I have no idea). Then less than a week later Barack reiterates that he has always maintained that Iran is a “grave threat.”
5) Simply put, she wants to make health care mandatory for everyone and is willing to garnish your wages to make sure you pay for it. Wait a minute, I thought it was supposed to be “free health care”. Yeah, right. Look, sucker, there is no such thing as free anything from the government. If it came from the government, then the government took the money out of your pocket to pay for it. In the case of Hillary’s plan, you either have it or you go to jail and if you refuse to pay for it through taxes, then your wages will be garnished to pay for it.
6) The best McCain can do to ease fuel prices is to suspend federal taxes on gas and diesel. I’ve already spoken to that. Getting rid of fuel taxes is only going to reduce the price of gasoline by cents – not dollars.
Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich has come up with a very simple slogan that can solve many of America’s problems and frankly, I happen to agree with it. It will irritate liberals, but frankly, liberals need to be irritated. The condition of irritation is what happens when the mind has been made up and it is suddenly presented facts that contradict what the mind believes. I liked the line Indiana Jones has in The Last Crusade. Archaeology is the search for fact. If you want truth there is a philosophy class down the hall. There is a difference between truth and fact. Facts cannot be changed. Truth can be molded to fit the situation. I don’t want Hillary, Barack or John to tell me the truth. I’ll get that out of The Bible. I want my president to give me facts and so far none of them have done that.
Oh, Gingrich’s slogan: Drill Here, Drill Now, Save Money. He means get the government out of the oil industry before Maxine Waters leads an effort “to socialize…or a…um…nationalize – take over the oil industry.”
America is destined for another civil war. It may not be fought the way the first one was, but it’s coming. It’s exactly what Osama bin Laden (remember him? Tall, ugly fella with a thick beard and really bad headache?) wanted to happen. He knew that if he could screw up our economy it would do more damage than any other kind of weapon. He’d turn us all on ourselves and let us do his dirty work for him. Well, if you look back over the last seven years, America has been reduced to a paranoid nation that thinks that 85-year old blue-haired grandmother from Iowa standing in a boarding line at Wichita Mid-continent Airport with the 12 oz bottle of hand lotion is a frigging terrorist yet five muslims walk right through security without so much as a second glance. Call it profiling, I don’t care. When I was looking over the photographs of the 19 assholes who carried out 9/11, I don’t see a single 85 year old, blue haired grandmother from Iowa among the lot of them.
It’s time America woke up to the true reality of what happened on 9/11. Beyond 2800 people being murdered for no good reason, the remaining 300 million of us stared jumping at shadows being afraid to call something by its true name. America has been reduced to a nation of whimpering idiots. I guarantee after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, no one was going through purses and luggage looking for explosives. On the evening of September 11, 2001, President Bush sat in the Oval Office and addressed this nation imploring us to go on with our lives and not allow these criminals to win. He told us the fight against these cowards would be long and would try our patience as a nation. But he also said America “will not tire, we will not falter and we will not fail.” That is the spirit of America that not only recovered from Pearl Harbor 60 years earlier, but also went on to fight a world war on two fronts simultaneously and win. We brought down tyranny, despotism and fascism and we celebrated when the job was finished.
We haven’t been able to go on with our lives because terrorists like Osama bin Laden still exist in this world and because sympathizers like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are allowed to undermine, hinder and demoralize everyone because they don’t care about America – they only care about how much money they can stuff in their pockets.
Drill here! Drill Now! Save AMERICA!