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by Ladymaggic (writer), February 28, 2008

Sixty Reasons why Older Women make the best Friends, Lovers and Mates for Younger Men and Mature Men. Older Women are the best and least used aphrodisiac available

Sixty Reasons why Older Women make the best Friends, Lovers and Mates for Younger Men and Mature Men who can appreciate their qualities and skills

1. They are mature and ripe like fine wine, and are at the peak of their life, which is rich in experience and living and loving
2. They are experienced in many areas of life, including sex
3. They don’t have periods and make messes in beds and the bathroom, and they don’t have moods and depressive states
4. They don’t use a whole roll of toilet paper each time they use the toilet, and I have no idea why young women use heaps of paper, but they do
5. They know the best restaurants and will take you there for wining and dining
6. They don’t expect you to pay for everything, and will often pay for the outings
7. They will surprise you with tickets to expensive cultural shows, concerts, and theatre
8. They will not expect you to sit through boring dinners with people in their age group, or host functions that you are not interested in
9. They will keep you away from their daughters, family and friends because they are shy about your relationship
10. They will support you every time someone negates you in any way
11. They will be proud of you and everything you do, and you will know you are a special person as long as you don’t let it go to your head
12. They will help you in any way you need help, and you don’t even need to ask
13. They are knowledgeable about sex, and have read the Kuma Sutra and  a variety of sex books and classic and Ethnic  Literature  and studied them
14. They will never catch you with being pregnant
15. They will never have ‘monthlies’ and ‘off’ days
16. They are available whenever you want them to be available
17. They are grateful and appreciative and will make you feel grateful and appreciative too
18. They won’t expect you to take them home to meet Mother, and won’t embarrass you by doing the same. They won’t even ask approval of their own children as they are now grown up and left the nest and not interested or don’t care
19. They are independent and will expect you to be so too
20. They will not clean your bathroom or wash your floors, but they will shower and bathe you in a variety of ways that will delight you
21. They know more massage styles than an Asian prostitute and cost nothing, not even a tip
22. They know how to cook a dinner and make a fine coffee
23. They know when to cook a dinner and when to make the fine coffee
24. They will buy you sweaters and fine woolen socks, some will even knit you this, but don’t be too hopeful today, as most have careers
25. They will not expect diamonds, furs and the occasional handout
26. They will never ask you for money
27. They have their own comfortable apartments with good beds and tidy surroundings
28. They have candles and incense and scented oils for those special moments
29. They dress well, with elegance and style, and will always wear the right outfit for the occasion. They will hike in walking boots, not high heels, and wear evening dresses to dinner, not jeans
30. They can talk about most subjects and are entertaining and amusing
31. They love to laugh and have excellent, developed senses of humor and understand good jokes and situations
32. They will walk along a beach, up a mountain and through a forest without complaining
33. They will walk in the rain, snow, sun and hail without worrying if their eye-lashes will fall out or whether there is getting untidy, and enjoy the experience
34. They will be ready for a date in less than 15 minutes
35. They don’t spend hours with face packs, masks and beauty treatments
36. They wear expensive French perfume they have bought for themselves
37. They wear expensive underwear which is far sexier than no underwear and more tantalizing, and they know how to take it off
38. They will buy you expensive underwear that  they consider sexy
39. They will not expect you to sleep with them, as they are aware they don’t look too good asleep, and also prefer to sleep alone
40. They won’t expect you to wait on them hand and foot, and be there for your every bidding
41. They will look after you and cherish you like the special being you are, and take care of you in a special way
42. They will love being with you, and you will feel pride in yourself for being able to share such a special person
43. They will make you delicious breakfasts, and eat it with you.
44. They are not worried about diets and what they eat, as they can eat decent meals and still maintain their bodies
45. They are loving and caring and will do everything to maintain your happiness
46. They will walk your dog, feed your fish and canaries, and kennel your cat when you are away on business trips, and also keep an eye on your house
47. They will never expect you to do the same when they are away
48. They don’t own yachts or cruisers and expect you to host and clean them after you entertain or while you entertain
49. They won’t expect you to cook, plan and run their dinner parties, they will do it themselves
50. They won’t treat you like a little boy or a child, they will respect you for the person you are, and love you unconditionally. They won’t baby talk you or expect you to dress in knickerbockers and look cute
51. They won’t expect you to look after them until they die. In fact, they will leave you before they reach this stage
52. They won’t expect faithfulness from you, but they will be faithful to you
53. They will be honest in all their dealings, and never two time or flirt with others in your presence, unless they are tired of you
54. They will never eye off the opposition, as they will only have eyes for you. They don’t have a collection of Boy Magazines  or photos of past conquests
55. They don’t expect you to leave them your money, or even write you in their will
56. They will never sue you for half your fortune, they have their own finances and means of survival
57. They are great companions, and even better friends and lovers, and you won’t get bored with them
58. They don’t expect you to be interested in their concerns and issues. They don’t rush off to problematic girlfriends, and they don’t spend their time with you texting on mobile phones.
59. They don’t expect you to be home waiting for their call, and they don’t sit by the phone waiting for you to call
60. They are your friend by choice and because they are attracted to you, and not for your money or what you can give them

Marguerite Carstairs

28 February 2008

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Ladymaggic is a writer for BrooWaha. For more information, visit the writer's website.