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Democratic National Convention Schedule Released

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In a display of unparalleled party unity, this summer's political must-see-tv opens itself up for a real ratings explosion.

The truth is out there. Just as aliens crash-landed in New Mexico fifty years ago last summer, and as more than 50 million aliens will have crash-landed in the U.S. by the end of this year, the new worst-kept-secret in America has been released. This just in... the opening night schedule for the 2008 Democratic National Convention is out there.

Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention

(courtesy of http://candlemom.blogspot.com/)

(Just Released)

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great satan", 'W' Bush

12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

If any of the Lone Gunmen are monitoring this website, I anticipate verification of these "facts" shortly. If not, 2012 is only one election away.

REMEMBER: ANONYMOUS PARTY is neither a member of the Democratic Party nor the Republican Party. He is the one and only member of the ANONYMOUS PARTY.



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4 comments on Democratic National Convention Schedule Released

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By Anonymous Party on April 23, 2008 at 01:01 pm

To the commentor from March 10... No, this is not writing.  If you want to see real writing, click here.

Thank you.

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By CCNY on October 29, 2008 at 04:27 pm

AP,

Sorry, I don't know how I'd never seen this till now, but I was laughing out loud at my desk at work!  This thing is friggin' hilarious!

CCNY

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By TonyBerkman on October 18, 2011 at 06:12 pm

the picture still looks alright despite everything else falling to pieces ... did you get over the breakdown yet?

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By Anonymous Party on December 22, 2011 at 07:22 pm

Who are all these people that some keep refering to?

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