2) Don't watch it.
3) Have a drinking game where everytime Simmons' partner looks away in disgust, toss back some tequila.
4) I already watched Gene Simmons have sex in person when I walked into my grandparents' bedroom by mistake.
5) That was Gene Simmons in that video?? I thought that was Regis in a bad wig!!!
6) Have a barf bag handy.
7) If I wanted to watch Gene Simmons have sex, I'd go to the monkey exhibit during mating season.
8) No Number 8 --writer' can't believe Gene Simmons still has sex.
9) Watch the Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson sex tape instead.
10) Watch it on the night you've run out of Ambien and you need to get a good night's rest.