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Latest muse? RIGINAL.

by riginal (writer), moe australia, August 15, 2015

Various reflections on life and strife........................................................

THE HUNTED. RIGINAL.

The old elk stood irresolute, its battle -scarred flanks quivered with resignation. Displaying scant fear it lifted its head,gazed at the forest,then blankly at its tormentor as he took aim and gently squeezed off a series of rapid shots. The weary animal posed again, then nudged the hunter's pocket for his reward.

FISSION.

He scooped angrily in the murky water. The ensuing turbulence alerted her, she evaded him despite blood trailing from the deadly cut in her side. They had separate mutual respect at first, but respect gave way to murderous intent. Tom grinned. He hooked her struggling body in its death throes. Angel no longer lived in a fish bowl.

THE INTRUDER.

The thief stepped gingerly, launched off the window ledge, landed noiselessly near the candle-lit dinner. A quick nervous glance around. Incredible! Despite being attacked the night before the silly old man had placed another succulent chicken on the table. Wham! the hand in the gravy- smeared rubber chicken erupted. The scrabbling thief buzzed in brief agony-died.

CORRECTED FLIGHT HISTORY.

It wasn't the Wright brothers who first flew, it was Mary Poppins after a rave party...the pills were alive!

DIVORCE.

A split.Separate tissue.

ARK ANGEL?

A young budding welder, Joan, managed to set herself on fire at her arc-welding class. Thereafter to be known as the Joan- of arc-welding.

HOW DARE THEY!

History states that famous Australian explorers Burke and Wills founded a site for a city. Not realizing that they were creating a precedence for work and bills.

FLATTENED.

The flat earth society versus the round earth society court battle has been shelved due to the never-ending cost. In a roundabout way both parties conceded to being flat...broke!

:>)




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Bio...bioio...daylight come an i wanna go home. Come missa tele man tele me banana. A banana tele? Seriously would like to hook up with other comedy writers to engage.
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