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JUST WRITE ANYTHING! RIGINAL.

by riginal (writer), moe australia, May 27, 2015

Writer's block be damned. Confused us say. " Man who think too long or woman who think too long need ring help shortly,good for soul are... heating?

A LOAD OF UNMITIGATED TWANG. riginal.

I have mentioned on occasion that authors in my opinion who ramble along the path of "my Godness my head is aching i have been racking it all night with the ubiquitous torture of literary furnace mind detachment flaring, dying embers of another idea screwed, relegated to the LT bin-worry needlessly. "Oh my gawd! i'm tortured by the inner turmoil of Hemmingway curse." More like it, or I.T. like, the lady sitting in front of the laptop 'hem in way' of idea after idea shelved,deleted, ends in hysterical thought which women seem to strangle with consummate ease. Don't get me wrong, i don't want to feel a woman's pain of a birthing book. Or perhaps even a fat fishy cooking book forced to go skinny dipping on a diet. See this is the Shakespearian wallow tragic trough whereupon hare is torn out of the magical mythical thinking cap of write. It's ears folded and shoved back in the hat. To make way for the agony of "gawd! i know just how Hem must have felt. 'The old Man and the 'C' ' that kept attacking his hard won fish that had it had water flowing through its gills at a steady rate, Hem could have spared the old man a bad case of tortuous verbatim. Sunburn, band aid a peeling fingers, nausea, and possibly high blood pressure- boredom? Plus cramps.

IE... the old man could have floated the fish alive, back to a seawater secluded spot big enough for the fish to live its magnificent life out on a diet of its long -nosed choice. Do you get my drift? The fish apparently did! Diet via bite 'aint a good thing.There was no need for that tragic event. Thus the fish in a sense of scaled down thought proportional process, then would have taken on the mantel, in at least small minded idealist writer's cog...of representative approach. A pointy nosed sardine in a goldfish sardine bowl. Although trapped by circumstance (aren't we all?) the old fellow could have retired not with tedious skeletal remains to be agonized over. A sort of free willy incarceration if you like of a fish quite happy to eat it's arse off and when threatened, use its prong to stab its onlookers in same, after leaping out of the water thinking the multi-colored plastic buttons thrown at it by kids "duh"- were fish herring 'smarties.' Why indeed then did Hem kill the noble creature one has to ask oneself of the tired old man? When plastic smartie extraction though annoying...would have allowed the creature to have a half decent life in the swim of things.

Why the tragic death? Media dates, television interviews could have been engineered in the script? And yes GPS fish finders were available and heavy leather gloves plus a hyperdermic needle (tonnes of them floating round back when) to sedate the poor thing. The old man see, could have been at home on the pension watching pay tv on tap, which was available also. Great shows like the evergreen 'Old Man and the Sea.' Bruce Willis in 'Die Hard fish one.' 'A beautiful flakey mind' starring Russell Crowbar. At a pinch Crowbar had to be used as a back up because Russell genuine was facing up to 'The Gladiator' and an adversary roughly ten times his size, who, even on a bad day could have knocked Russell out with a belch. And a scaled down thumb prod.

Writers, don't agonize. Your fish ideas won't flake, just go off on a different tangent completely. Commonly known as insanity. Don't ring me and tell me you're stuck in the mud of "duh" you all have that capacity and God given talent to write rubbish. Bin there done that? Hey! Hey! got an idea! Ummm, forget about the fishy smell...

"She had finished on the net, sprinkling confetti love and goodwill because that's the way she was born...knew no other way. Had no time for herself... forcefully,deliberately, abstained from serving her own wants for her own reasons. A no go Joe shield. She closed the lid on her laptop. Picked up the lidless pen from the floor. Grimaced at the smudge. To hell with it. Sighed. Rubbed her pretty face with a tired slim hand. Hunkered down in her 'little girl' fetus like position in her bed.. The ritual kicked in. She turned on her back. Placed quivering hands behind her delicate neck. His words as always,the same. Not begging, passion doesn't beg, it creates its own heart path. Tethered, restrained. But there. She had walked the path and been distracted by grievance she bravely crushed with her overwhelming reserve of courage. She couldn't sleep. Would she, did she, have the courage to see him? "I love you" and she knew he meant it. Felt it. But despite the noiseless sound of loneliness aching in the background lurking in the private library forest of neat uniform easy to manage dreams...she avoided the shapeless fear. He asked her to ring. The creature smiled. She thought she heard it speak but loneliness hasn't that capacity. Just the feeling of loss. Tightly strung.

The phone rang. She ignored it pulled the blanket over her head like she did as a child when something annoyed her. A cultured voice spoke softly,something in her stirred. Was it...him? The message sent a thrill through her. "Hello my goodness, i'm not selling you anything...but a first glass solar powered roof install...she threw the blankets back, picked up, slammed the phone down. It rang again. Was it him? "hello..." "Yes my goodness madame i know it's very very late...but the sun is our greatest friend...i will sing you "little ray of sunshine and hot plenty water if you buy now madame." "No thanks but thanks for calling..." She shivered. Got back into bed. Placed her hands behind her head. The creature slumbered. Best not to wake it. The young Indian on the desk missed. Fired again. His dying words were "she sounded so kind...kind of lonely...the kind of loneliness a solar panel seller can feel...goodbye world." He died with his aggravating headset on.

Moral of the story? These people have hearts of solar power too. If you're very polite and you only get one or two shots...they'll go away...eventually. She slept, thought she felt his hand. He said he'd look after her forever. Said he'd come round any day, all she had to do was ring. He'd be right over to screw her solar panel personally. It was too late. Even though it was only a bloody flesh wound. He was sacked for being bloody late the next day. A bleeding nuisance. She lay there thinking about bloody nuisances. What would the next day bring? Don't tell me you guys get writer's blog block...maybe you just need a warm solar shower,meteorite type. Now there's something to write about! A hem. Goodnight Ms.

Be different. Stand out in peak hour traffic. Dare to run across freeways when you run out of petrol. And you find the missus took your credit card. Doesn't that give you the shits? Honestly if some women had another bed they'd be lonely. Or was that brain? "duh" They're cute though. Hard to work out, but if you ring for a solar panel with free screws...:>)



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28 comments on JUST WRITE ANYTHING! RIGINAL.

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By stevebuckner4 on May 28, 2015 at 08:50 am

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By riginal on May 28, 2015 at 09:10 am

Steve..."duh."

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By riginal on May 30, 2015 at 04:35 am

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By riginal on May 30, 2015 at 04:37 am

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By Barbara MacDonald on June 05, 2015 at 10:42 am

This kind of reminds me of The Seinfeld Show...when asked what is was about...the answer "nothing"...was a huge hit. You are able to write on anything, if you just get lost in the zone and go for it. :)

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By Barbara MacDonald on June 12, 2015 at 11:15 am

LOL...That poem I just posted...was a write anything thing....just went with the flow...looked at it and said...okay then, must be how I was feeling. That's the thing about poetry, it just kind of writes itself at times. :)

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By riginal on June 12, 2015 at 10:57 pm

Barb, to write the tranquility and beautiful prose and observations you do is God given. You just need gentle persuasion, a gentle push. I believe, as do a lot of people your published poetry may enable you to be driving a gentle Porsche.

You'll see. The world is so full of "look at me i'm a poet!" Most shine from the outside in. Your heart shines from inside out soul girl. Anyone that doesn't feel enlightened after reading your prose and observations...hasn't got a heart. Take care. :>)

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By riginal on June 12, 2015 at 11:24 pm

...i just hope that intoxicating 'in the zone' elixer is non alcoholic Barb? :>) It's ok to take leave of one's senses now and then isn't it? TO ARGUE The key ingredient to a 'special place' like Jodie Foster's part in 'CONTACT.' Great film. You can't kill dreams or goodness. They're self regenerating. Anyone want to argue? Scarlett? Irving? Look you two, the vinyl bags i purchased off you enmasse. They just fell apart with your non sensical statements from the land of inexplicable English. Get a life Scarlett. or an interpreter that speaks gibberish at ground level...or a long handled ass scratcher ...cum banana peeler. :>)

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By Barbara MacDonald on June 13, 2015 at 03:53 pm

You dear friend, are so encouraging, thank you so much. and No in the zone with alcohol...just a natural high on life. :D Have a great weekend

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By riginal on July 04, 2015 at 08:08 am

steve pedal your rampant crass bullshit on someone else's post. You are a scammer and gutless to boot...and i'd like to...so sue me.

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By riginal on July 04, 2015 at 08:23 am

my quote for one of your quote posters you are indiscriminately flogging "originality rebukes a person sly...for devious and stupid your goods will be decried. They don't seek them here nor do they seek them seek them there...the devious cry "buy me!" in despair. Even Stevens til the ed wades in? Joke personified. Abcess (flog) makes the heart and posts grow yonder? Welcome to the real world Steve...drop the posters unsold and put a legible post up. Too hard? Cat Steven clawed your finger type? :>)

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By riginal on July 15, 2015 at 07:13 am

stevie stevie stevie UAE are an unreality numbnuts...welcome to numb numb land where the beast of enslaved promotional flog regurgitates and spiels the digital...take note please of my digital pointed upright at you and your company...finger touch screen...touch "duh" and the beast grows on.And little Stevie's Wonder.

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By riginal on August 12, 2015 at 01:32 am

Henry stick your assignment writing services in your backlog of annoying habits you constantly are of plague proportions implementing. Put up a post and i'll redo it for you. Your assignment if you decide to accept...is to piss off and stop annoying people who can run rings round your stupidity of flog...dare me!

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By riginal on September 03, 2015 at 06:25 am

and like who gives a silver bullet anyway or a shit about your flog Stevie wonder? And i do wonder? :>)

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By riginal on September 08, 2015 at 10:54 pm

Steve piss off and i mean that in the nicest sense of flog because using a different language does not hide the fact that you're a parasitic long term flogger...so bite me! :>)

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