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Behind the Mask

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the person behind your article

Revealing the person behind your articles.

I think writers should enlighten their readers by revealing odd facts about themselves. In fact, I challenge other writers to reveal odd facts about themselves, as well as headshots, help our readers connect with our writing by giving us a human face and personality.

To start, in case anyone wonders what my voice sounds like, I just recorded an interview yesterday for a Catholic radio show.

http://realjoy.podbean.com/e/a-seeking-heart-w-allison-gingras-feat-melanie-juneau-joyofnine9/

Now for a few odd facts about Melanie.

1. I HATE scary movies. As soon as the music rises ominously, I start pacing. Once in a movie theatre, at The Lord of the Rings, I jumped and managed to throw quarts of popcorn in a 4? radius all around us. It landed in people’s hair, on their coats… everywhere. My husband has never let me hold the popcorn again.

2. I am the definitive bookworm. I read at least 5 books a week till I was 15, stopping only if I had too much homework to keep it up. My mother used to beg me on nice summer days to , “At least read outside!” Sometimes, to limit my late night reading, I have read perched on the edge of a cold tub, only to realize 2 hours later that I am frozen and can hardly walk.

3. I love STRONG tea, butter tarts, red wine and cilantro. I love old houses and restoring their beauty, gardening, big windows and old pine floors.

4. Someone told my mother that I was cute but my sister would be beautiful! I am short, 5? 1? and 104 lb. I was a cute little kid (the grade six girls wanted to cart me around like a doll ), a cute new mother, my kids’ friends think I am cute and I will be a cute, little old lady. Doomed to be forever cute.

5. I have a sadistic streak. The times I have laughed the hardest concern my husband and bathtubs. Once Michael was stuck in a too small bathtub, trying to rinse his hair with a princess shower head without getting any water on the floor. The second hilarious incident was when he was stuck in a cold bath, with his leg sticking straight out in a cast, while I attempted to haul him up! Both times I laughed so hard that I ended up on the floor. My husband did not even smile.

6. My athletic skills are dismal. Michael, my athletic husband finally gave up on trying to find a sport to suit me when he realized that the only possible choices were a very gentle game of badminton or croquet but even that was a stretch.

7. At 13, I played Becky Thatcher in a Tom Sawyer musical even though I really can’t sing. I also I had to kiss him in front of the school, then night performances, a televised production and sing on a record. I STILL cringe at the memory.

8. I can’t spell, type, and I am basically just entering the 21st century’s computer world. So what would be the most difficult dream be to fulfill? Why, become a writer and of course this is the path I find myself on.

9. I love my husband and my kids. I love play dough, looking for bugs, colouring, reading kids books and making doll houses. I really need lots of grandkids.

10. I am eccentric, living on the margins of society and I love quirky, intellectual nerds with a sense of humour. I often laugh in the face of tragedy. It works for me.Only my parents really get my humour.

11. God has managed to heal and love me in spite of myself and I could weep in gratitude for His patient mercy.

12. If it was not for my daughters buying me clothes, cutting and dying my hair and teaching me about make-up, I would look very frumpy.

13. I was pregnant and nursing, often both, for 18 years without a break. My husband says he saved me from becoming a nun librarian.

14. I am an inefficient square, trying to force myself to roll through chores like a circle. I just recently have begun to take delight in my inefficiency.

15. I need to start drawing and painting again.

16 My favorite books are The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis and the Bible.

What about you; care to reveal the writer behind your articles?



About the Writer

My husband and I raised 9 children on a hobby farm and discovered fulfilment and joy.The very existence of a joyful mother of nine children seems to confound people. My writing is humourous and heart warming/ thoughtful and thought provoking with a strong current of spirituality running through it.
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By riginal on May 20, 2015 at 10:27 am

yeah Melanie, i'm the Riginal guy who always without fail manages to put both feet in his mouth simultaneously. Usually insulting without having to try. It's a gift,handed down through my madcap family thus humor is all i live for trying to extricate some vestige of apology from the overall inordinately large stupidity holes i try to fill which i dig. Effortlessly.

I hate scammers and 'piggy back' comments. Haven't seen one for a while.

My life is a disaster of some merit and the older i get the more comfortable i am with walking bare feet because that way i don't have to scrub it off my sole/soul.

I do like music...when it's playing.

Hate people who 'intrude' up on themselves.

Envy people who can afford to travel to Canada. Or anywhere past their letterbox for that matter.

One day i hope and pray i'll trip over, hit my head on a brick wall, reinvigorate dead brain tissue, thus enabling me to play a lefthanded guitar properly, eat without staining my T-shirt which has the words "Get a life!" written on it in spilt porridge and coffee. Write a best smeller (on same unwashed T-shirt) which will enable me to visit Canada...

I cannot read unless it is written in adlib. I don't lock people in chook houses.

I'm not afraid of anything on this planet except fear.

I believe that some sites are automated and operated by Irving? (in joke).

I plan to rob a Bank before i die...or after...whichever comes first? I mean don't they do that to us? I mean if you are five minutes late with your mortgage payment your house gets the bullet!

I get your humor and you're funny and i hope one day you'll invite me over to have a latte in your chook house?

I think women are the superior race. They get to have kids and occasionally men that without really trying manage to drive their wives round the bend.

I am a skilled woodsman having a head 'knock on wood' made from similar material though impregnated with rising damp.

I am very generous with money. 'Borrowed' from banks after hours. ie see tunnel...maybe best not to?

I hope everyone has a nice day and i am an athlete. I run for two hours every morning like clockwork...the alarm clock works; like rings,i run...climb out of bed two hours later. I eat only anything that fits in my mouth. Including my two front teeth i accidently knocked out because of foot- in- mouth altercation. Bye. Cheers. :>)

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By melanie jean juneau on May 20, 2015 at 07:26 pm

and I get your humour as well-great list riginal

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