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Come on Lindsey, You Can do Better Than That!

by Geddy (writer), Katy, Texas, August 08, 2007

Gee...a person caught with drugs saying, "They're not mine, I was holding them for a friend."

What a novel idea. Better yet why not say, "I'm sending my pocket to rehab immediately!" or,

"The drugs are in a Federal drug relocation program and I was hiding them, but now you've blown their cover!" or,

"I'm in training to be a drug sniffing person at the airport since there is a shortage of dogs. Those are training supplies. Honest!"

One more..."I had a nosebleed and I was using them to try and stop the flow."

Okay, there's more... "I don't do drugs, they interfere with the effects of alcohol!"

"These are Britney's pants. Can't you tell; I'm not wearing panties!"

Alright, last one, I promise.
"Those belong to my maid, I was chasing her to return them!"

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1 comments on Come on Lindsey, You Can do Better Than That!

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By Geddy on August 13, 2007 at 07:09 pm
sooo...I was rated a 3 on fairness...musta been a Lindsey lover
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