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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Food for Thought

by Geddy (writer), Katy, Texas, August 06, 2007

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...unless you're trapped inside then it may be a good idea.

People who live in regular houses probably shouldn't throw stones as well.

Let's just say you shouldn't throw stones.

Throwing a glass in a stone house isn't a good idea either.

A bird in the hand will soon poop on you. The two in the bush recently pooped on your car.

If someone tells you something that is "Straight from the horses mouth" you should ignore him...horses don't talk.

Some "little birdies" do talk but I have yet to hear from one with an original idea.

If the whole forest fell I bet someone would hear it.

Why is it called "home"? Nobody lives there...it should just be called 4th base.

Half the people that started reading this have stopped by now.

The other half have way too much time on their hands.

Don't cry over spilled milk, it will get all salty and the cat won't lick it up for you.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket, it makes your chickens harder to count before they hatch.

And finally, the wisest man I ever knew once told me, "You're an idiot, shut the hell up".


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Geddy is a writer for BrooWaha. For more information, visit the writer's website.
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