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TIT FOR TAT. RIGINAL.

by riginal (writer), moe australia, July 19, 2014

Guess opinion can't be tattooed in ink otherwise we would all be walking round looking like an abstract inking without an inkling of what we really think?

IS TATTOO U? RIGINAL.

Only watch tele when i turn the power on. Otherwise you may as well shut your eyes and pretend you're a black pussy in a coal cellar. Unless you have a heat seeking device enabling you to locate its bearings or a cat nap sat nav pussy galore electronic instrument, you could root around all night looking for that independent feline. Eyes wide shut in a pretense mode. What's puss doing down there anyway? Mice assumption is, and i'm only a puss layperson, is that an ignored puss, dark on the world, is seeking solace in the warm embrace of the prince of invisibility. Feels the gentle fingers of night stroke its thoughts. Dreams fitfully, knowing/hoping, its owner will come looking,fretting. The abrupt squeak of urgency from the half open cellar door, the unseen smile of relief at the sight of the glowing eyes,unobtrusive chink as a cat snack is placed. It scratches,erases, an imaginary feline hurt from its thoughts as always. It will wait as always, before entering the light of its owner's love. Before partaking triumphantly of its reward. For the darkness is the bait of the love game. The snack is insignificant. It can hunt by tradition.The owner has been tested for 'allegiance' and found wanting her. Searching.Don't we all want to feel that wantonness of free reign, with the knowledge that someone you trust has trusted you and will come looking? Like a child that hides under the bed, breathless,quiet, apprehensive. Will my owner come looking? Then the explosion of recognition and the embrace of security. The tears of laughter and love. Ownership exemplified..."let's go eat, you have earned my trust. I'll sleep some then we'll play again...and again...for i trust you implicitly though i don't yet comprehend the word i can express it. Watch your reflection in my eyes...you are my mirror. You own my smile. You perpetuate it. We own each other. Bonded in thought. Expressionism of my tiny but all encompassing soul.

Actually it was the tattoo of a cat on the arm of a young girl in a coffee shop, that started me thinking about puss. Had tats everywhere.We got talking about tattoos as i had just had an Eagle tat done on my upper arm which is roughly four inches winged across, as the crow flies. Unobtrusive in flight unless i take my T-shirt off and display my magnificent body, hardened and honed like it was hewn from the finest oak...or maybe the countless Big Macs with a knot here and there. I'm kidding girls,i'm just your average Adonis. Women throw themselves at me...after they run out of things to throw AT me!

I don't like heaps of tats on any body but the talented bikie tattooist, i told him , looked great! As you do. Little white lies hurt no one as opposed to being needled to death by an irate artist because you inadvertently asked why,in a moment of madness, what madness possessed him to have a penis protruding up the back of his neck starting from his bum. He didn't, but the guy on the tele did and he had it tatted over with a very nice new tat which is what the two American guys with hats,tats, excel at.

They cover up stuffed botched tats on their American program. Real pros, great work, but what worried me for instance was the actual gigantic overlay of the new 'cover up' tat . Attractive woman rocks up with a tiny,to me,insignificant tat on her wrist. Comes out with this huge but nice cover up tat. Cougar comes in once again with what i would consider not a bad thing on her arm. She was a sort of business woman,something about dolls. Comes out with a huge cover up. I know Americans and Canadians (the odd...really odd, pollie?) are fair dinkum about what they do and believe in but does anybody believe that the tat show is a bit of a 'cover up' in that everyone treated "loves" their new tat?...or do they? Rather akin to telling a large bikie he looks great even though things like a neck penis, to my untrained eye, is well... stretching it a bit...bit of a balls up? Over the top?

At a party fair while back and my mate's missus showed me a butterfly tat at a junction. It looked great and the butterfly looked like it could actually flutter and fly. My tipsy friend assured me it does?

Actually you may ask why i chose an Eagle. Maybe for the same reason America chose it ? They are the epitome of unrestrained spirit, unrestrained freedom. To triumph. Untouchable.To soar above. Just be careful getting an inexperienced tat, you may end up sore above and below but that's just my opinion, not a dyed in skin tat that's for sure.

There's an old saying, tit for tat. What do you think? Not discreet enough? Really like ankle tats. Must fly, Just don't have an inkling what you people are going to get up to on the weekend. Madam Butterfly? Where Eagles dare? Pull some weeds out? Put some in? Mow the lawn? So much to do,so little time. Just find time if you have kids, to "find" them under the bed. They own you you know. For life...and beyond.



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By HomeRearedChef on July 21, 2014 at 08:02 pm

Oh, Riginal, dear amigo, you slayed me with, "Women throw themselves at me...after they run out of things to throw at me!"

And here's a bit of tit and tat for you about me: I have NO tattoos, though my children have tried over the years to get me ink one on. My hubby doesn't care for them (though he'd never tell ME no). I don't mind them. I would just tire of them quickly, like I did with my nose and ear piercings. I don't want anything that I can't get rid of when I don't want it anymore. So there!

Lovely to have read your post. :)

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By riginal on July 22, 2014 at 12:13 am

HRC i hear you. My tat can't be seen unless i'm shirtless. Nearly penniless but when i get my good printer down here i'm going to print up some money to save the world. See when they send me to jail the other prisoners will see i have a tat and will leave me alone...hopefully? Serious, my sister asked me "when are you going to grow up?" I don't like that statement,"i don't put anything on my body that i can't get rid of later? Hope you weren't looking at your better half when you were typing that? If it wasn't for men women would have nothing to complain about. I don't like those tats or t-shirts that say 'bite me'! Broke a tooth last time. :>)

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