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Catch you later Alligator. RIGINAL.

by riginal (writer), moe australia, July 16, 2014

Something borrowed...something blew..........................................

CATCH U? riginal.

Why do people say " i must run...catch you later?" This terminology doesn't jell with the action. Do they actually run? Perhaps if they owe you money and if you're anything like my friends, they're not running to the bank to remunerate you. Rather banking on you banking that the bank is not on your mind because they know that you know that that knowing smile they give you when you mention 'payback', is their cue to walk quickly away, or, if in fact it's a serious amount...indeed- this could be a timely preempt to run.

"Catch you later?" Are you an escaped criminal and by dobbing you in they collect a reward which part thereof they will put to good use ie: paying you back...with interest? Knowing full well if you are interned for whatever you've done you won't be needing the money they've just decided after second thoughts you won't be needing behind bars and indeed if your derriere is behind bars at least they know where to come to borrow money. Further more, i've heard, behind bars they just bot ciggies as a currency on a "if you don't pay back you'll be killed...no interest!" I believe that if i killed those that owed me money they still wouldn't have the decency to knock on my door for a payback unless they had friends at Anarchy to administer same. At school the old time religion of punishment spiel was "playing up? payback is a birch." Nowadays it's a female substitute. "Payback is a bitch." If she's a bikie type connect, however tenuously, with an Anarchy bod i'd rather take a rain check and just squash the debt as opposed to being run over and squashed by a few hundred kilos of Harley. Or, have my arms stretched between two with a bitch urging them on.

I don't believe women like that exist. The type that give you a money back payback i'm talking about.

"Catch you later." Are you a rare type of butterfly? An endangered species of manhood? Someone creeps up behind you, puts her hands over your eyes and says,"BOO! guess who? i'm pregnant...and i'll catch you later!" Why would they bother catching you later when you've already been caught for goodness sake!

I don't believe those types of women exist.The ones that say "boo! my name is Sue (as in lawyer) how do you do? You're gonna cry!"

Why on earth can't people just say, "i'm going now and i won't be paying you back. Bye."

Must go,got to hobble, catch you later. Forget about the money...rather have you as an enemy...a friendly one. You'll hear a pregnant silence. They may run off in a huff. For goodness sake girls don't creep up behind guys to remind them of a recent boo boo. Friend of mine had a heart attack. I borrowed some of my money i loaned him- back. You should have seen the hurt in his eyes. I gave it back to him. Hate it when a guy cries.

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By Barbara MacDonald on July 16, 2014 at 12:14 pm

:) I have always liked a cryig man...where did that silly thing come from that men are not suppose to cry...I know I taught my own son it is okay to cry...it means you are a human being with real feelings and it helps wash the soul clean...this reminds me of the movie Catch Me If You Can...

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By riginal on July 17, 2014 at 07:58 am

thanks Twinkletoes...we weep what we sow sometimes,and so the world revolves with a lubricated spirit as we dry to make sense out of wet we're doing here. And we cry to get on with it...or over it.Clears the vision.

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