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Paris and Nicole: Life Partners?

by C. Reagan (writer), WEST HOLLYWOOD, October 11, 2006


Nicole and Paris : THE FEUD IS OVER.

Yesterday morning I woke up with a start. Sweat trickled down my back and my mouth was as dry as Kathy Griffen's standup act. Slowly, I regained my composure and grabbed a chilly glass of Southern California Brand tap water.

I sat down at the small, blonde particle board computer desk and fired up the Dell. As I clicked on Firefox, it became clear to me that something was amiss. Something was not right. Something was telling me to get an early start on the day's gossip.

There It was. After such a 18 months. The moment I had been waiting for. My dream came back to me, rushing forward in a blur of sunglasses and paparazzi.

Nicole and Paris : THE FEUD IS OVER.

Sure, the rumors are flying that this is all just about the fifth season of their reality show, "The Simple Life". It is well known that E! and the viewing audiences of the show want Paris and Nicole to go back to their original formula of being actually together on screen.

In case you missed last season, the girls worked their shenanigans on families separately, each getting a go at motherly or wifely duties. Later, in post production, scenes were crudely edited to make it look like the pair had been with the same family the same time.

Rumors are also swirling that the girls bonded over the mutual dislike of having this season of "Life" being set on an island with survivalists, each trying to "survive" a few weeks with the Hollywood "It's" Girls. Apparently, the newly reunited friends couldn't convince "Key Club" or "Privilege" to erect late night hot spots on the remote island and therefore, nixed the idea.

The two bonded over conversation and actual food at a West Hollywood steak house, Dan Tanas. Nicole brought along a pillow for a girly sleepover and the two have officially stated, the feud is over. Film of the two buying flowers, stopping for some McNuggets and paying their respects at a cemetery in LA has surfaced today as well.

The fifth season of "Life" ( and the last the girls are under contract for) will have something to do with the girls interacting with more "regular folk" and cracking jokes about Wal-Mart and Sonic Drive Thru. Seriously, who can forget the episode from Season One in which Nicole was drug out of a grocery store in a giant Sonic Soft Drink cup costume by the manager? It will surely go down as one of televisions best moments.

Fans can also look forward to the pals catching up on-air and discussing what exactly went wrong to drive them apart for so long. Songs will be sung. Tears will be shed. Buzz will be made.

All in all, I'm relieved to know the duo is back. In whatever context, friendship, rivalry, or strictly business, it's nice to see a couple reunite after such an affair!

Now, if only Paris, Nicole and Lindsay Lohan could all be on a reality show with Starvos, DJ Am and Nick Carter, I'm pretty sure the war in Iraq would come to an abrupt halt and peace would finally be declared in the Middle East.

But then, what would we do to settle the beef with North Korea? Brad, Angelina, Suri? Any ideas?

Stay posted.

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C. Reagan is a writer for BrooWaha. For more information, visit the writer's website.
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1 comments on Paris and Nicole: Life Partners?

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By Matt Hilton on December 22, 2006 at 11:22 pm
I was so happy to see that they were back together! They are my two favorite celebrities, and I had a hard time going through their break up, so I know they did!
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