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Climb highest mountains? RIGINAL.

by riginal (writer), moe australia, April 29, 2014

Do love songs go to ridiculous highs and... well...lows?


LOVE songs. Why in the Charles Dickens do men have to climb the highest mountains for it as stipulated by love discourse music verbalization? Can't we just straddle a small hump then rock on back? Rather than back off rocks?

Why? Well for a start by the time and grime you get back from the Himalayas love hurts. Skinned knees. Cost of camping equipment. Warm clothes, mountain guides, Sherpa parking meter change.

"My love is deeper than a wishing well?" the singer croons. Cost of extendable ladder and or ropes. Safety helmet, broad beam halogen headlight. Water pump?

"I can't help falling in love?" Trampoline to prevent excessive falling. Safety net. Helmet in case you crack your scone on the love guttering surrounding the white picket fence love house you bought because "you're the one that I want!" (great choice Olivier Newton John!).

Cheaper to have a medium latte and a buttered scone? Love may only be three letters. So go easy on your suitor girls.

Don't want the suit- or shirt getting ripped. I'll try to tone the female rampant love demand down a bit with my own lyrics.

"My love, don't climb the highest hills

Stay at home just take your pills.

Don't climb down wishing wells

But if you insist I'll bring band-aids and jells.

Don't fly to Mars, no fancy cars

Your loving intentions are clear.

Just hug the kids...the ones we're gonna have

We'll have a beer and share a big creamy Pav.

Just don't cheat, sweep me off my feet

Kiss me in the morn.'

Just pay the bills I know it kills

But life isn't meant to be all corn. (CREAM?)

Just mow the lawn for that you been born

Save the weekends for sloppy. COPY! (JIM BEAM?)

chorus to be inserted between any line/lines. "Yeah lover yeah you great big hunk don't you honey ever do the bunk."

OR:"Love me short love me long...but first have a shower guy, gee you pong!"

OR:" Love me Tender love me sweet. God! You've got such ugly feet!"

Or, if she's high maintenance. "Climb yonder mountain bring me its peak buy me a Porsche and I'LL...(the rest delete.)

copyright. PS: This song won a grammy at the Sherpa's teddy bear picnic. The bears voted it number 2 unani moss ly.

Have a great weekend. Don't throw your love away.You may need it some day. Besides, there's a stiff fine for littering.

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By Barbara MacDonald on May 05, 2014 at 03:32 pm

You're a poet favorite line...

Cheaper to have a medium latte and a buttered scone? Love may only be three letters. So go easy on your suitor girls.Read more at
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By riginal on May 05, 2014 at 07:08 pm

thanks Barb,love the hair. Yes I have been approached by many many publishers to go vital on My Tube...the one leading to my heart. Alas lass once latte enters the bloodstream and the lights dim and men/women start munching on their buttered scones love and time stands still. So i've heard. You take care Twinkletoes. You see love is not blind. It's just too proud to wear glasses. Maybe disposable contacts and a nightlight? Cheers.

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