I was thinking again tonight. That's twice this year and quite frankly m dears i'm exhausted. Why on earth don't they have a standard spelling for each word. Like MONEY for instance. America spells it BROKE. Australia spells it BLOODY 'BROKE AS'TOO!
Some spell it CREDIT CHARRED which in effect has the same intonation.
Why can't the car manufacturers make one standard key to fit every car in the world. When you lose your key you could just borrow the person's nearest you. I think some people already practice that.
We should all wear the same size clothes.
We should all shave with the same razor...unless of course your neighbor is going away for a long weekend and then of course you'll have to wait until he comes back.
We should all have the same religion then arguments would be minimal.
We should all go on holidays at the same time on the same plane to the same place.
We should all have the same doctor to treat our illness's so that then we could all be prescribed the same pills.
We should all be out of work because the governments are just too damn slow to warm to this idea but give them their dues they are certainly on track.
We should all stick to speeding a bit above posted sign limits because really it's only a rough idea. We should all receive the same ticket and all use the same excuse when we all front the same judge in the same county.
We should all vote for the same idiots at election times which i think the government is adapting to like a Salmon swimming downstream.
We should all have the same times around the world and the same season so that we can wear those same size clothes.
We should all marry the same women and i think men we have?
We should all thank God we're alive even those who resist this popular trend by jumping off cliffs with wings and a prayer.
We should all be able to fly a commercial jet at least enough so that when the pilot says he doesn't feel well we can all take over...then he'll feel really sick.
We should all live in a house exactly the same so that when you drive up in your exactly the same car with exactly the same key you 'borrowed' and your wife starts shouting the world over in exactly the same monotone "where have you been your tea is cold this happens exactly the same time every night." We can all offer exactly the same excuse...i got booked going exactly over the speed limit, used exactly the same excuse as everyone else, and tomorrow i won't be coming home for a week because the judge said "i'm sentencing you to a weeks prison not because of your speeding but because your tea gets cold at exactly the same time every night...do you think the country is just made of wasting microwave 'warmups?' "
We should all have a great Christmas and a happy New Year at least i hope so.
If you see anything wrong,a fly or a flaw in my ideas please let me know because i do sign language exactly the same as someone who doesn't know what he's talking about . Cheers exactly to you all. Please drive safely.