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Poem about a 'Yung' man's fight with curry.RIGINAL.

by riginal (writer), moe australia, November 08, 2013

A young man seeks help for an answer to his curry addiction nightmares. With a recurring 'Kill Bill' intonation.


Jack be nimble jack be quirk

Jack pulled out a sharpened dirk.

The Indian Restaurant stood alone

Jack wasn't hungry nor far from groan.

The thin worn smile of the curry owner

Turned to pain at the words "hand over!"

Jack though nimble wasn't quick

He spun around pon hearing click.

The curry man stood beaming- still

"By golly young such a dill."

Jack awake now, ruminated

The click turned bright, illumination.

The curry man stood beaming still

"You dream my son you dream of kill?"

"Dad, why do i dream of such dark things?"

His father sighed, "on curry you binge!"

"Now Jack be nimble sheath your dirk

Tomorrow your knife withdraw from shirt."

"Cook a heap of steamin' curry

StIr the meat boy get some hurry."

Jack grew older bored and sick,

Ate so much curry,lip he split.

In rage he drew his sharpened dirk

Hit the town with so much hurt.

Broke in did Jack to a house of wax

Owner left open... kinda lax.

Illumination! candle lit! this was REAL? Jack was hit! Police they came, shook heads a bit.

A very large candle lay by Jack's head

Father came cried out "not dead!"

The shrink gave Jack a thorough test, "your dream NOT real

i'll do my best."

Jack kept eating curry strong

Was back again "Yung shrink what's wrong?

I keep on dreaming of house of wax

Left wide open...owner lax.

A giant candle across by tum

Cannot get up, jump, or run?

The kindly shrink sighed, handed Jack his test results.

"Jack not nimble...Jack be sick...don't even try to jump candlestick!"

moral:" You can't hold a candle to a good curry. Don't mean to wax lyrical."

PS:" Jack married his personal trainer. Gave her curry. He slimmed down to a near thimble.

"Jack be thimble...Jack now fit Jack jumps up high...over candlestick."

About the Writer

Bio...bioio...daylight come an i wanna go home. Come missa tele man tele me banana. A banana tele? Seriously would like to hook up with other comedy writers to engage.
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