IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN A MILLION YEARS...ridiculous. riginal.
Just wondering.Watched Donald Trump espousing his ideas.I don't know whether it was 'that' time of day but at that instance his comments made sense? Maybe it was'commonsense by default commentary'. Possibly because so many other media pundits and pollies aren't making any at this point in time? Maybe it was my unmilked coffee? Then again how that young magician 'Dynamo' from England manages to 'backbalance' beyond gravity in the street has me believing in media magic too! I reckon either the onlookers are in on it or he is wearing some sort of 'steel backbrace' as he balances on one leg-body in the near horizontal position...any magicians out there know? Drifting off again...maybe he's got a really powerful sort of expensive/expansive anti-magnet in his underclothes and a really strong 'attraction' magnet' in his media balancing foot? Maybe Dynamo uses this same setup as Donald? Doesn't matter.My missus balances her budget with a very powerful overdraft!
TODAY"S STORY: SCENE: Magna Overzealouskinski,is THE TOP cleaning lady inside a mountain in the U.S.A. which houses ALL the ballistic terror to be used in World War three and a half which-I have on good authority by my local wholesale meat distributor Bud Behaviour- aint that far away.You see (shouldn't be telling you this) Bud is Magna's husband. He was sworn in and sworn at to "never ever telling cross my testicles"- where Magna worked as a TOP NUKE cleaner.However,one night after a 'happy hour' downtown New York 'do' put on for all 'paid-up' CIA, FBI,and exotic dancers free-for-all; a 'more than happy' Bud flapped his gums and ran round telling every Pom Dick and Dirty Harry what Magna cleaned and where. Bud was arrested and put in solitary with 200 other suspected gum flappers.The only reason they let that very Bud person out was because he threatened to name all the participants who were holding hands with the dancers.The meat man met the main meeting mongrel manager and managed to wrangle his way out of a damn well slapped bottom. Speaking of bottoms Bud the wiser had secretly videoed the C.I.A.F.B.I. hands on aforementioned buns. Look...i'll have to leave the hands there. I'm getting in over my head. Which was also viddy fodder for Bud. He covered his backside...pity about the other revellers! I'll get off that point...pity the revellers didn't. Pointless people pointing,accusing,just like a NAY day in Congress! It got sorted. Magna was vetted for the cleaning, dusting, shining, polishing of warheads re-pinning up pinless stray hand grenades. Mavis BLOW-last cleaner- lacked speed.The vet who vetted Magna told the top brass at the military installation that Magna was microscopic in her attention to detail...she also landed the job because she told the brass she had a copy of Bud's little blue book with pictures...hidden in a very large Polish...ed sausage. The contents were foul...the fowl was removed to make room for the little blue book which incidently was also microfilmed and stored in a 'lookalike' sister (maybe cousin?) Cuban sausage...stored in Magna's bra.Magna rocks up for work.Polishing round the RED button 'DON'T TOUCH' key...religiously.Blew the beejeezus out of herself and the mountain! WOMEN! they just HAVE to fiddle and polish and re-arrange every damn thing!Magna incidently,landed on Bud's meat shop. She was OK...saved a taxi fare!...cheers!