On this very Christmas Morn,
The Grinch stole and ate my Green Eggs and Ham,
And I would not do such a thing as to tell a lie.
No I would not, not to Fat-I-Am!
But its official, that…
Too much butter and too much lard, makes my waistline very large.
Too much eggnog plus the rum, sends me running to the phone.
Call the doctor! Call the morgue! Its official, I’m a hog!
So do I really like green eggs and ham?
I do! I do! Says Fat-I-Am!
I want them here and I want them now,
Not just over there or anywhere,
But before me, on my plate,
With a side of butter and lots more lard.
So move over and give me room,
I’m shoveling food at lightning speed!
Go tell The Grinch to come right back,
Bring straightway back my green eggs and ham.
A heart-brewed poem with inspiration from Dr. Seuss
By V. Kahler-Anderson, aka HomeRearedChef