THE SECRET WORLD OF BOXING-BASHING- AND SEX BEHIND THE RING. bi best selling author bi- Bwian Thumpinuts.
If you're squeamish don't read on...especially women who have 'knock-down drag-out fights with their lesser halves. My name is Bwian Thumpinuts, ex-herpyweight champion from Adelaide (Australia). I beat Ard Knox from overseas 'Bash Straight' to clinch the duel 'Fairyweight -cum Herpyweight titles', culminating in the overall grand- slam title 'Adelaidian Mardi-Gra free- style- extra bang- for- your- buck- slap-happy- upyawz too- finger gougiing- tongue- biting- i'll kill ya ya piece of sh...t an' pull ya tonsils out through ya back entrance and stuff 'em in ya brainless cranium....TITLE!
I am also the co-author of bash- selling book,"Boxing won't kill ya as long as ya only a spectator-YA?
I also wrote, "communicating with your fists" and are "eye-balls really necessary in the ring?" or is it best to leave them in ya head? YA? Also wrote a political book. "Grow up will ya pollies and start acting like kids ". YA?
Boxing is not as gangerous as most lay boxers' think...depending how long they 'ave been layin' there. YA?
This article has been backed up by 'experts' whose only contact with boxing was when their mummies forced them to wear boxing gloves as an 'anti- wank' deterrent.This should wrap the mummies up! Or would you prefer them unwrapped and carbon-dated?
Top boxers can be put into two divisions, dead or alive.The live ones tend to box on longer.Not dead sure but.Here are some facts about boxing which me mum wrote after she beat my dad around the head with a number 10 pot for starting an affair with an Indian rubber lady who ended up half potty and with a very large twin botty potty. I know that i'm soundin' like i'm startin' to stretch it but after all she was a rubber lady. Me mum did try to rub her out! Here are some boxing facts.
1. It is only when two boxers' knock each others heads off and the ref gives the bodies back the wrong heads -that trouble starts. A good ref always stops a fight after the bell rings. Usually the one in intensive care!
2. Boxers don't use their fists outside the ring. They use their cars,guns,knives,alimony arrears, nuckle dusters,etc, just like ordinary decent law-abiding folk.
3. Boxing can be a BIT eerie...ask Mike Tiresome.
4. Now! The truth about sex in the ring. Or somewhere near it...look i'm just taking a stab- in- the dark! Too expensive with the light on...from what i've been reading lately you guys out there know a hell of a lot more than me about it! bi!