I recently read the "Virgin Diaries" on Cosmopolitan and to be honest, they were pretty basic stories of "what an asshole" and "why did it do it". Sometimes i wish i could read something that was more heartfelt and honest, something that grasped my attention for longer than 5 seconds. Something that i would find amusing to read but find ultimately stimulating and making me utter "omgosh!" Lately, nothing has... so I wander off into the internet, doing research and just simply browsing. To my surprise... yet again... the things you find are unbelieble!
I'm sure you have read one of my earlier posts on Etsy and what i have discovered, if you have not... endulge here: "Etsy Sells Wood" - So i ventured into Google to research "Sex Toys" for my next piece and where do i end up again? That's right, Etsy! - I swear, this place is a handmade, "organic" gold-mine!
Don't beleive me? Look for yourself! --> Toys! <-- What do i absolutely love about these? Believe it or not... how colorful and fun they look! So many colors and sizes, with bumps and humps, curved and swirled! Nearly makes me want to get a couple just so i can display them... maybe even have a collection and when guest arrive i'll have them sit next to the collection... i can just see it now:
Guest: "Oh you collect sculpures!"
Me: "Yes, yes i do."
Guest: "These are wonderful, what are they?"
Me: "Why thank you, that is my masturbation device collection."
Guest: "Oh... well..."
Me: "Yes, yes. I am very proud... Would you like to hold one?"
Guest: [puzzled look]
Me: "It's ok, they are handmade." [Smiling Proudly] "and I got them on Etsy!"
...and then the world would make sense and dry spells would be resolved ... and then it would save the world because everyone knows that we are mainly upset because of all the sexless people out there. Because, who would want to have sex with mean people anyways!? Oh and then, people would rave about my collectiveness genius and i would be given recognition at the World Erotic Museum in South Beach!
Yes. Yes... all because of Etsy!