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BrooWaha Wizard of Editing Rejects Latest Rev. F Masterpiece

by Rev. F (writer), Intercourse, PA, May 03, 2007


The Great and All-Powerful Wizard of Editing has rejected the latest literary masterpiece from BrooWaha cult favorite and Man of Letters Rev. F.

The article, titled "I Was Almost Killed By A Satan Tree," was rejected due to a perceived lack of quality. The announcement was made at a press conference in the vast, austere halls of BrooWaha corporate headquarters.

"This is an outrage," croaked author Rev. F. "The Satan Tree screed was just as poorly-written as my other published items on Broo. Sure, it might not be as scholarly as 'Do Hookers Drive Mazdas?' but it's printable."

The Wizard of Editing responded to press questions via booming, self-aggrandizing boasting and elaborate, CGI pyrotechnics.

Then a small dog ripped open an off-stage curtain, revealing a frail, elderly waif who appeared to be operating the intimidating Broo Wizard of Editing apparatus.

The press conference was then hastily and mysteriously ended.

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3 comments on BrooWaha Wizard of Editing Rejects Latest Rev. F Masterpiece

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By Rev. F on May 04, 2007 at 08:25 am
Anonymous comments stem from extremely low self-esteem in females and micro-genitalia in males. Speak Truth To Power. Rev. F
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By Rev. F on May 07, 2007 at 09:10 am
Reza, you have huge bawls. I hope you are male. If not, well, surgery is an option.
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By Rev. F on May 08, 2007 at 09:53 am
Anonymous, look, it isn't my fault that your mind is stained with childhood memories of your mom and that donkey in Tijuana. Somebody had to pay the rent. Forgive her already and stop projecting your insecurities onto my literary gemstones.
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