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Is Obama Worth Ten Camels?

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How many?

African terrorists have offered ten camels for Barack Obama. Some may very well fell that he has been overpriced.

Al-Shabaab, the Somali offshoot of al-Qaeda, has offered a bounty of ten camels to “whoever reveals the hideout of that idiot Obama.” It’s their response to the US State Departments recent announcement of a reward of several million dollars for information on the whereabouts of the movement’s leadership.

I wonder, perhaps, if the Somalis are being a little too generous in their assessment of the beleaguered President’s worth. Ten camels seems excessive for a man who recently said that the American private sector was “doing fine”, a view, I would hazard, not quite in keeping with the experience of most people struggling with the economic realities of Obama World.

I wonder also what ordinary Americans make of their president’s worth. While pondering this deep question they may perhaps consider what they themselves are now worth after four less years. Unfortunately I can’t give the depreciation in round camel figures but the dollar value is alarming enough. The Federal Reserve report published at the end of last week shows that the net worth of a typical middle class American family has fallen from $126,400 in 2007 to $77,300 today. I’m guessing that’s a heck of a lot of camels.

The Dear Leader, struggling to turn attention away from the dire state of the debt-laden economy, says that America faces a straight choice between him and a return to the policies of George W Bush under Mitt Romney. What would that involve exactly? Why, spending trillions of dollars that the country does not have, open-ended, expensive and unwinnable foreign wars, an escalating economic downturn, slow job creation and ever more layoffs. Wait a moment – I’ve just drawn a picture of the last four years. Vote Obama and get Bush? No, vote Obama and get Obama.

The President’s negative campaigning calls to mind the concluding lines of Hilaire Belloc’s poem Jim. Do you know it? If not it goes like this – “And always keep a-hold of nurse for fear of finding something worse.” Could things get any worse than they are at present? It hardly seems possible.

Just think about it, think about the last four years. Obama’s attempts to stimulate the economy – more trillions in the black hole – stimulated next to nothing. His health care reforms are of such prodigious complexity that they would even defy the intellect of Einstein. He was awarded a peace prize for no peace. His foreign policy initiatives have spluttered and died. He has alienated Israel, America’s one true friend in a troubled region. His Afghanistan campaign is creeping towards an ignoble end. If that’s not bad enough I now understand that America has been covertly arming militants in Syria, seemingly blind to the fact that the Islamists among them have been involved in a murderous pogrom of local Christians.

But it’s never Obama’s fault, oh no, it’s always somebody else. His White House motto clearly has to be the buck stops anywhere but here. Meanwhile on we go. It’s never mind the economy, stupid - it’s legalising the residency of illegals; it’s gay marriage; it’s a kulturkampf with the Catholic Church; it’s all sorts of trendy liberal causes that are just so meaningful to Americans in the midst of their present presidential woes.

Al-Shabaab should really devote those camels to better ends. America, though, may feel it’s got the better of the deal.

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By ranfuchs on June 17, 2012 at 06:55 pm

While I agree that Obama is better at talking than doing, I think he is driven by a situation that, in most likelihood, nobody can resolve. Any system, especially past-successful, ones tend to drive itself to a dead-end. The belief that a person, even if a president, can make a difference, does not seem to fit today's complex reality. So while Obama, is clearly not the most competent of presidents, I think that no president could resolve the problems of America. America might get lucky, and get itself out of the mud by some international event, or perhaps some new technology, but in most probability, nothing and nobody can stop it from sinking – all the way to the bottom.

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By Randy Mitchell on June 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

All I can say is I can't wait for the Obama nightmare to end come November. Good article, Anastasia.

Ranfuchs, I cannot agree with your comments about America. When challenged all throughout history, the people of America have always risen above diversity. Always. True, a President cannot solve all our problems, but his messages and policies do place an enormous impact on economic health. This President has done absolutly nothing to get us into the green of economic success.

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By Anastasia on June 19, 2012 at 06:17 pm

That’s a depressing view, Ranfuchs, one I cannot completely gainsay. These are troublesome times, perhaps beyond the powers of any individual to make a difference. But I fall back on an old English proverb – cometh the hour, cometh the man. This is the hour but Obama is most assuredly not the man.

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By Anastasia on June 19, 2012 at 06:19 pm

Randy, thank you. I agree with your comment to Ranfuchs.

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