So, traditional marriage is now dead. Because the President said he is personally in support of the rights of gay people to get married. So, I wonder who he will be forced into a gay marriage with? And what about poor Michelle? Who will she be forced to marry, do you think? The real shocker will be what will Billy Graham, and Mitt Romney, and Rick Santorum, and Chet Ubetcha be forced to do on their Gay Wedding Nights? Now that traditional marriage has been blown assunder, all those bridal shops are going to have to start supersizing their gown collections, that's for sure! I shudder to think about Rush Limberger's trouseau - how will the magazines get the whole shot on the cover?
I just LOVE all the hysteria pouring across the airwaves and the blogosphere - Run! We're Doomed!!! Wow. If Jesus came back right now, with his long hair and beard, his robes, his hanging out with the poor and the rejected members of society, he'd more likely than not just ask what all the fuss was about. And probably initiate another screed against the Pharisees of the present day.
Really, people - if gay marriage was an actual threat to heterosexual unions, then every married person in the world would have already filed for divorce. I mean, its already running at about 40 percent now, this extra little kick should mean that divorce attorneys were the new 1%, right? How sad and pathetic for people to feel that their marriages are so fragile that someone else getting married makes their own marriage meaningless. If that is how you and your spouse really feel, then I'd hate to see what the latest issue of the Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit Edition will do to it!
If you fear someone else's love so much that it makes you hate them, then I must suspect your claims of religious belief rest on some truly shifting sands. I was always taught that there is the god of love, and the god of hate. Looks like the lines between the two are getting pretty clear these days.
And, mazel tov, you two!