Soon after a surgical procedure i went through this past Thursday, my world becomes a bit more congested than usual. Not only is it congested… but it’s rather explosive. I get a little anxious, a little paranoid and a bit upset. I am 1/2 way bound between my bed and my couch; since i cannot sit down on my own voluptuous butt, i cannot even walk all that much either. To make it short… I’m rather slow lately. Not fair. Not fun!
I try to be innovative and creative, looking for things to do that are not as repetitive as everything else seems to be (i can only watch the discovery channel so much before it becomes boring). So i make cards, i make funnies and i play fetch with my puppy Harley – but even Harley is getting annoyed of running after a constantly thrown red Angry Bird.
Then it hits me: what better way to spend my slow days than to be more productive in my learning? Not only educational but also entertaining! So i bought three magazines: Runners, American Scientific and National Geographic. Read those! But now what? Bought more magazines again: American Scientific, National Geographic and this time i also got to reading Fangoria. Done with those as well. – this was getting old real quick so I decided to turn to my trusty website!
That’s when post surgical writer’s blockage came in – Then… feathers and fur on your crotch came to my mind (an old article i had read a few weeks ago) and so as the late Amy Winehouse would have said: “what kind of fuckery is this?!”
So let me explain in short:
Apparently, women are now gluing feather’s and fur to their waxed kitties! -and i’m not talking about the ones with the cute little ears and tails! Nop, it’s their cooters, slits, tacos, pootangs, beavers, hoo-has… well I’m guessing you get the point by now. So i have to question: Is this even sexy?! Why have fuzzies on your crotch or even feathers? For that, you just grow your own – or am i wrong? What if you’re super ticklish or allergic? What then?! – i would pay to see the reaction on any guy’s face that sees it for the first time unexpectedly. Not only that but I would pay for his words!
To make matters even more uncomfortable – the fur – is real fox fur! Ehhh shouldn’t PETA be boycotting this?
Here is a short video from Spa Week explaining the procedure:
Men. Women. ELABORATE!