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Well, it's official - Ricky Santorum has gotten the most heavenly endorsement yet - from Megadeath. That's right, the heavy metal head slammers who brought such delightfully religious albums such as their fifth outing, titled "Countdown to Death," and songs like the delightfully titled "Into The Lungs of Hell." Of course, who can forget the great "Ashes in Your Mouth," with the fine evangelical chorus,
"Now we've rewritten history
The one thing we've found out
Sweet taste of vindication
It turns to ashes in your mouth"
Perhaps Santorum can use another song from Megadeath as it's official campaign "juice up the crowd" anthem - "Evil That's Within," with its truly catchy ending,
"Evil, evil
Evil, deep in me
Evil, let me be
Evil, let me bleed
Evil, set me free
Evil, set me free
Evil, set me free
The evil that's within"
Isn't it really time we had an honest candidate? And besides pumping up the troops, Megadeath even offers some sage political campaign advice, especially for beating Mitt and The Kids for the nomination:
"Beaten, broken, in bloody rags
Adding insult to injury, he recants
But it's much too late, now let the torture begin
Death by the head crusher, Head Crusher!"
Yes, that is directly from the great political tract by Megadeath, titled, "Head Crusher."
Just think of the political mileage a candidate could get with such a wholesome image! And just in time for the Holy Crusades!
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