THE TRAGIC DEATH OF DRY HEATHER.RIGINAL.
The small thatched-roof Scottish cottage set in the hills of Ericaceae stood not so much as a threat to its surroundings,more of a tiny ornamental defiant lean-to supplement. A bright white hiccup stamped by nature's branding-iron of morphological randomness, to frame a God-scented splay of the picturesque.The small windswept village was named after its wealthy unhealthy coal-mine owner Bruce 'flower power' Ericacea. The happy village was 'Brucesified.' A ramshackle life propelled the big blustering loveable handyman into the mines. He saw the... Read More
EMILY HOTCHSPANK'S RANT AGAINST MEN AND SEXXX. riginal.
Sheer bloody outrage! To the third decimal willy. DO NOT read on if you're a female that believes men have a useful position on earth. As a doorstop or a gobstopper maybe.
An Aussie 'gob stopper' is a round sweet that you can suck, providing one (I said ONE!) with AMPLE confectionary pleasure via sugary ingestification which in inordinate amounts will kill you. Rather that girls, than to have 'hairy Harry' all over one (or all three!)
YUK! like a pollie's promise; all BANG no bucks..."buck with us we'll drive... Read More
Eyes meet; two bodies and their souls come together. The sparks fly, the clouds part, food tastes better, the fragrance of flowers sweeter, you start walking around in a daze 24/7, everything’s finally making sense and your life has new meaning like never before until…
When things go wrong, or even well, in the arena of love lots of people go looking for advice. They seek out friends, family, psychiatrist’s, astrologers, those grey-haired couples who’ve been married for most of their lives, even their local bartender or barber gets an unwilling ear full of questions and solicitation... Read More
Perhaps it's common sense that if you aren't spending time together your relationship with your spouse or significant other may be jeapordized. Technologies such as Twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn make it possible though to keep up with your partner much more than ever before, so a team out of University of Oxford's Internet Institute wanted to see whether diverse communications channels, beyond email and texting, strengthened relationship ties in the digital era.
What he found is that too much talking through too many different channels could hurt a relationship. "Over 24,000 people... Read More
THE MAGNETIC VOICE.riginal.
This story is romance. It's for women only. The story is based on a young lady I know who can't stop reproaching her reason for her being.
Amber stared at herself in the mirror for the umpteenth time,twisting turning,posturing pouting-sighed. Ignoring her mum's pleas for the umpteenth time. "Amber you'll be late for work lass." "Mum! I'm fat and ugly." "Who says so Amber?" The pretty 20 year old brandished an admonishing nail bitten finger at her ample reflection in the full length mirror. "That ugly fat simile in the mirror says so,that's who!" wailed... Read More
(ALL TRUE). YOU CAN BE BORN CRAZY AND STILL BE THE NORM. riginal.
I've just spent a minute trying to wipe a 'streak' spec off my laptop glasses which was a streak behind my eyes. Diabetes playing up again. I tend not to worry about myself too much, as I'm a sort of male Mother Teresa. I can cure people one at a time. I turned a miserable pair of arguing screaming abusive parents (at each other, I wasn't molested just confused shitless) OUT of my life! Seperated from a stoush they were almost 'normal' as in 'hated' each other into a wry semblance of 'normality.'
Then again... Read More
My boyfriend is cheating on me! Probably. Maybe. The other night he called to say he was working overtime and he would be home late. He never works late! Then when he got home he brought me flowers to apologize for being late. He never brings me flowers! Right after we put the flowers in a vase he jumped in the shower. He never showers right after work! Later that night I offered him my body and he said he wasn’t in the mood. He never turns down sex! I can’t help but think he cheated on me. What do you think? And if he did cheat, what should I do?
Sincerely,... Read More
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cc flog can't bear either Jim. But we do don't we? :>)