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Iggy, our new bunny was full of joy when we first brought her home and let her out of her tiny mesh cage. Ecstatic that she was liberated, she ran laps around the entire house jumping and twisting in the air every few minutes. This is typical rabbit behaviour for extremely happy bunnies but none my family had seen anything quite like this particularly joyful demonstration. Iggy was delightful, full of character, keeping all of us, even my calm. dignified husband entertained for hours with her exuberant antics.

Iggy defied everything animal experts have ever written about rabbits.

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50 SHADES OF BILL CLINTON.

Packing up to shift out of my small recording studio (soundproofed for a reason) and perchance i came across a brief piece among the boxes of bygone verbal crap,the type silverfish love chomping the words out of. I've worked out that 20 years of hoarding won't fit in t other house, Why the hell i bought a tile cutter will haunt me tile the day i die. My MATE? sold me an extensive 'treasured' collection of Elvis stuff etc. The main VHS 'valuable' live performance tape played halfway through and the recently deceased mate's uncle (died of alcoholism) appeared... Read More

So here’s the thing. As we grow old mature (nope grow old), our little brains can’t seem to hold on to the information that we have stored, slotted inside those gooey pinkish-beige coloured bits inside our skulls.

I know mum is struggling now, but this isn’t about her, it’s about me. I am one of these people that hides things in safe hiding spots..you know what’s coming next don’t you dear readers, hell yes, when I want to retrieve said items from their cosy tucked away, no one will find me spot… I have forgotten where that spot is.

This afternoon as I was bored out of my little... Read More

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world.... Read More

'WAY OUT' WEST WHERE THE ROBIN WRITES.riginal.

Robin West switched his laptop on,he still had the scars from his last Western adventure on his trembling finger tips.Rejection scars."Dear Mr West,unless you can come up with a Novel reeking of sex and violence in fifty shades of prey, i'm afraid we can't consider your incursion (sic) excursion into our literary ranks. For a start the title. "Annie Get Your Gun!" Annie's gun has been done before. Try "Annie Beget Your Bum!" You're six clits...clicks, away from anything resembling interest. Rewrite. Introduce a beautiful woman (or man...ha... Read More

Commence prattling.

A while ago I sifted through some photos. One in particular reflected two beautiful young women, tanned unblemished skin, hair and make up done and dressed in stunning clothes. I gaze on this photo, how absolutely gorgeous they are. How much they have ahead of them, being able to do and acquire whatever they desire in life. They are my daughters. Whilst looking at these photos, I saw my life at that point and I envied them.

Natural changes that have occurred within me and within my family as the years pass. I openly admit that I have the desire to have the... Read More

or Mags Models and Moi.

So I just returned from getting new tyres put on my car. A "blokey" (Aussie term for man) atmosphere without a female in sight, at least there was a coffee machine.

I sat down in front of the coffee table in the 'waiting room' with the not so abundant array of magazines ahead of me. The choice admittedly was rather dismal. Yes, 'yee har' there were mags for the boys on tyres, and 4 wheel drives and the like about 5 and 2 mags for the women folk.

Vogue and another glossy high fashion one with Jennifer Anniston on the cover (I remember her) but not... Read More

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