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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

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So here’s the thing. As we grow old mature (nope grow old), our little brains can’t seem to hold on to the information that we have stored, slotted inside those gooey pinkish-beige coloured bits inside our skulls.

I know mum is struggling now, but this isn’t about her, it’s about me. I am one of these people that hides things in safe hiding spots..you know what’s coming next don’t you dear readers, hell yes, when I want to retrieve said items from their cosy tucked away, no one will find me spot… I have forgotten where that spot is.

This afternoon as I was bored out of my little... Read More

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world.... Read More

'WAY OUT' WEST WHERE THE ROBIN WRITES.riginal.

Robin West switched his laptop on,he still had the scars from his last Western adventure on his trembling finger tips.Rejection scars."Dear Mr West,unless you can come up with a Novel reeking of sex and violence in fifty shades of prey, i'm afraid we can't consider your incursion (sic) excursion into our literary ranks. For a start the title. "Annie Get Your Gun!" Annie's gun has been done before. Try "Annie Beget Your Bum!" You're six clits...clicks, away from anything resembling interest. Rewrite. Introduce a beautiful woman (or man...ha... Read More

Commence prattling.

A while ago I sifted through some photos. One in particular reflected two beautiful young women, tanned unblemished skin, hair and make up done and dressed in stunning clothes. I gaze on this photo, how absolutely gorgeous they are. How much they have ahead of them, being able to do and acquire whatever they desire in life. They are my daughters. Whilst looking at these photos, I saw my life at that point and I envied them.

Natural changes that have occurred within me and within my family as the years pass. I openly admit that I have the desire to have the... Read More

or Mags Models and Moi.

So I just returned from getting new tyres put on my car. A "blokey" (Aussie term for man) atmosphere without a female in sight, at least there was a coffee machine.

I sat down in front of the coffee table in the 'waiting room' with the not so abundant array of magazines ahead of me. The choice admittedly was rather dismal. Yes, 'yee har' there were mags for the boys on tyres, and 4 wheel drives and the like about 5 and 2 mags for the women folk.

Vogue and another glossy high fashion one with Jennifer Anniston on the cover (I remember her) but not... Read More

Experience has taught me that the easiest and most effective way to influence children is to ignore negative behaviour and praise good behaviour. By treating swearing in a laisser faire manner, my children quit almost immediately.

When our family was still young, few kids lived nearby because our house sat on a few acres in the sparsely populated Greenbelt surrounding Ottawa, Canada. The kids were free to explore, catch frogs, make forts, skate on a homemade rink and ride their bikes on narrow dirt paths through the surrounding fields and clusters of trees. It was the perfect spot... Read More

HIPPNOTIZM TO THE MAX. riginal.

He was only a hippo in a golden cage, his feet were muddy and flat

The loudmouth native swimming nearby, spluttered..."God he's awfully FAT!"

Now the cagey hippo just flipped his ears, opened his gob and yawned

"My name is Max...let tongue get lax and you'll be the one that's scorned!"

The native swam closer amazed as he was just couldn't believe his rear

Was stuck in the back of Max's fat trap... started to shed a big tear

Max spat native's back along with "fat" crack and other minor attachment

Roared... Read More

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