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Friday, February 24, 2017
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THE PRESIDENT MEETS THE ALIENS: RIGINAL.

Scene: A glittering silver saucer lands slap bang bump, in the middle of the White House back lawn. Burns a circular hole in the manicured lawn, upsetting Manuel the gardener. A White House armed guard rushes forward. Manuel gets there first on his dying ride-on mower, tells the occupants of the craft they have caused a mess and he runs off to dob them in to the President.

DT:" What on earth was that hum?"

M:" Humm, outer space beings Mr President!"

DT:" Outer space? There's plenty of parking...
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As Christmas leaves us, I find myself reflecting on the holiday’s most tenured traditions. Grandma’s cooking, Christmas tree decorating, presents on the morning of, etc. One thing that I find to be...

PROTOCOL TO PRESERVE THE POLITICALLY CORRECT END- OF-THE-WORLD BASH:

I know i know none of you people out there want to see the end -of- the- world simply because you would rather pay your mortgage...

For a party to be memorable, you want everyone to be entertained from start to end.

To achieve this, you want to tap into your young guests’ wild imaginations. And a themed birthday party is...

Do you remember how, being a child, because of the lack of information about all the existing careers in the world, all the boys dreamed of being astronauts and all the girls dreamed of being actresses...

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Is the four- hundred- year- old PHANTOM going out of his skull? RIGINAL.

My mobile watch received an urgent Tom Tom. The stuttering Tom Tom message was terse. "Tom Tom here, the Phantom having...

A FISHY SMELL FETISH...PLEASE HELP! RIGINAL.

This true story contains graphic descript. Do not read on if you're squeamish.

Fishing is in my blood (see sardine semen/seaman?). Not long...

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

The difference between stupidity and...

A LOAD OF UNMITIGATED TWANG. riginal.

I have mentioned on occasion that authors in my opinion who ramble along the path of "my Godness my head is aching i have been racking it all night with...

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